Just got back from seeing Spiderman 3 with some friends (for one of those friends’ birthday). I don’t remember Spiderman 1 or 2 especially well, but I think I remember liking them better than Spiderman 3, which really wasn’t very good. I don’t seem to be alone in this opinion.
The professional reviewers have and will pan Spiderman 3 better than I will here, but be that as it may…
My two biggest complaints will seem a little silly, considering that we’re talking about a summer blockbuster based on a comic book, but the movie lacked subtlety and plausability. But other such movies have managed to keep me entertained without jarringly unbelievable expositions or hitting me over the head with the moral: Batman Begins, the X-Men movies (especially the earlier ones), and even the earlier Spidermen (Spidermans?) are examples.
I’m not asking for total realism, of course, but I’d like a movie to make an effort to help me suspend disbelief. In Spiderman 3 one of the villians (one of four…) jumps a fence with a sign saying “Particle Physics Laboratory” and falls into a “demolecularizer” that’s just sitting out in the open. Come on. At least in Spiderman 1 Peter Parker has to be given a tour of a laboratory in order to get bitten by a mutant spider. And the emotional crisis which is the centerpiece of the movie doesn’t come from within the hero. Nope, it comes from a bunch of black goo that falls from outer space. In fact, it falls from outer space quietly, on a meteor that nobody seems to notice. At least make an effort, huh? And with a budget as big as Spiderman 3 had, you’d think if Spiderman lost his hood in the first part of a scene, he wouldn’t inexplicably have it back in the next shot.
Which brings me to subtlety. Again, I’m not asking for high film, but when Spiderman, in his red and blue good-Spiderman suit, pauses in front of a giant American flag…ugh. I don’t mind if Peter’s aunt delivers the moral to those of us too stupid to pick up on it for ourselves (and she does), but I’d like the internal struggle of our hero to be less transparent, less manufactured, and more internal. And the dialog a bit more inspired. The special effects also lacked subtlety, by which I mean they were so obviously special effects that I wasn’t engaged in the action, I was just noticing the CG.
Incidentally, I think Toby Maguire knows this movie isn’t very good…I thought I detected a lack of enthusiasm beyond just exhaustion when he came on the Daily Show to plug it earlier this week.